“The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.” This line from George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four describes how pervasively censorship had destroyed Winston Smith’s reality. He knew that every fact and statistic made available by Ingsoc was as valid as a “single equation with two unknowns” – uninformative, unfalsifiable and uncontestable. […]
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Was Donald Trump a perfect president? No. We thought it was tacky when he served McDonald’s to the Clemson Tigers, but aside from that he was pretty spot-on in the foreign, domestic and making leftists seethe policy departments. Establishment twits and their lackeys still act like you’re one rung beneath Charles Manson for voting for
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“Ghost gun.” Sounds kind of spooky, doesn’t it? But that’s no coincidence. The people in charge want you to be afraid of firearms that they can’t regulate. God forbid they become unable to offer paradises like Chicago and Los Angeles for you to live in. We believe the ghost gun is the future of the
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You don’t want anyone else’s money. You don’t feel guilty for having values that aren’t advertised on television. You don’t want to live in a society that would have horrified every single one of your ancestors. You’re a “conservative,” which means you oppose being controlled by the world’s most powerful thieves and their army of
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Come and take it. This sentiment, while brief, is one of the final bulwarks Americans have to protect their God-given Second Amendment rights. They can demonize gun owners in every piece of media they crank out. Portray us as toothless bumpkins who practice matchmaking at family reunions all you like. We can handle it. We have
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In 1831, the Mexican government sent the Texan settlers of Gonzales a small cannon to use for defense against Comanche raids. Four years later, the Mexican government asked for their gun back, and in doing so they made a fundamental mistake. You just don’t ask for Texans to relinquish their weapons, full stop. Mexico sent
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We know what kind of aesthetic you like. You want to drive a neon blue DMC DeLorean across a flat pink grid toward a glowing megalopolis, with polygonal mountains jutting out of the otherwise featureless expanse surrounding you. You want to crank up the radio and listen to a calmly distorted version of the music
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The world is full of people who want to control you, and you begin encountering them the moment you are born. Your own mother’s intentions for controlling you were pure, as most children think nothing of doing things that can kill them horribly. Then you meet schoolteachers, who violate your rights by forcing you to
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I wake up. I turn my head to see my fat, old wife. The perfect kind of gal for a fat, old guy like me. My body produces several distinctive grunting and clicking noises as I rise out of bed. Hot shave. Hot shower. Hot Pocket. With the day properly started, I am free to
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Throughout history, man has had to weigh the pros and cons of every weapon at his disposal. Right after the first caveman invented bashing his enemy’s skull in with a rock (a classic), he went right to work figuring out the best kind of rock for the job. With the technological breakthrough that was the
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